Blonde Clarity…In The Head of a Performer Lights up….Start intro music……Oh my, I’m nervous……Dang!…..this costume is so binding…..Why did I pick a Circus “Ring Leader” look???? Ughhh…. Check hair….. Ooohhhh my new blonde is perfect!!!! On this lift thingy…..the crowd is going Crazy!!! (thank goodness)….And GO!!!! Now Sing for Points Girl!!! There’s only two types of people in this world, (WOW the crowd is ma-jor,) The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe (I hope they like my new look, Helloooo my new hair!). Well baby, I’m a put on a show kinda girl, (throw my hair throw my hair)…don’t like the backseat gotta be first. Oh…..( Step left step right ouch dancer watch it you cow, I’m performing here!!!! Step Off!) I’m like the ringleader, I call the shots! Call the shots (that’s right all of you haters, I mean whatever, so what if I like go out and Get it in with the girls! I mean hello I am a mom, and I need to shake the stress away!) (Hmmm, I think that’s a Rhianna song) I’m like a firecracker, I make it hot, (Wait! Where are the kids? Hmmmm Oh well later).When I put on a show……….(Ouch! again with this dancer, you keep twirling and snagging my new extensions…..helllooo! this is not the movie “Showgirls” you won’t replace me if I fall, (I loved “Saved By The Bell) I think ones loose, great, just when I was about to throw my hair again)….I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins, spotlight on me and I’m ready to break. I’m like a performer, the dance floor is my stage, (man I should have worn underpants) better be ready, hope that you feel the same. Oh wait, it’s time to get on the stripper bike. (I love that these boys are giving me a lift, it is sooooo much easier than dancing my way across the stage. All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus (uh uh uh-huh) (Weeeee I know my hair is fabulous blowing in the breeze! Look at me girls Hi Hater! Yes it’s mine, So, I bought most of it, though my short hair was soooo easy! Whatever.) When I crack the whip, everybody gon’trip just like a circus (uh uh uh-huh). (I love being on stage again, I hope the rest of the show goes as well ….I wish I could make sure my hair is still full. Oh well lets throw it throw it throw it, LOL! I love that move, but dang, my hair is now stuck to the mic. Though it is sexy.) Don’t stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do, everybody let go, we can make a dance floor just like a circus (uh uh uh –huh).A HA HA HA HA HA HA. (Wow the girl’s hair looks great as well, not as hot as mine, Hellooo! I am the only blonde, wonder how that worked out? Oh well, they look great. So like now!) There’s only two types of guys out there the ones that can hang with me, and the ones that are scared, (hey cutie in the front row with the dark hair in the tank top, I like that word tank top!) Oh baby, I hope that you came prepared (oohhh hey hottie in corn rows! , I love that look, it reminds me of someone???) I run a tight ship, so beware! (get in the lion cage, I love this part, I am exhausted, push me! Ouch!, dang dancer, you caught my hair in the door!) All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus ( Ughh wait, I think I lost a piece, I hope no one noticed, Oohh it is a pretty shade, the best blonde ever!) (Ok , let’s take this song home with a big climax! (wait no that’s the other song) whatever! When I crack that whip, everybody gon’trip just like a circus! Throw my hair, again, again (Merry Christmas everybody!) wait its Spring! Whatever I am Back! Blonde and Built and Beautiful! (watch it dancer!) There’s only two types of people in this world, the ones that entertain, and the ones that observe! It’s Britney B@#*H!!!!!! So, Britney had had a “circus” of a tour, though her ultra lite blond has had people craving for “more’!IN GOLDWELL SPEAK…. When traveling from the natural level, apply in a compact color max method at scalp Goldwell Silk Lift ,1 scoop Silk Lift Strong and 35 ml SL 20vol. and 1 Silk Lift Ampule Through the mid length apply Silk Lift Gentle 1 scoop SL Gentle , 35 ml SL 20 vol. 1n Silk Lift Ampule Then, ends Silk Lift 1 scoop Gentle 1 and 35 ml SL 10 vol. with 1 Silk Lift Ampule to the ends. Process until even or pale yellow 30 mins RINSE, Shampoo with Goldwell Color Glow IQ Neutralizing Shampoo, then Color Glow IQ Full Blonde Instant Serum Overlay, 20 mins with colorance 40 mls colorance lotion 15 mls 10 BS 5 mls 9BN Ok, so….I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it! Big props to the talented designers who re-made the Britney blonde! The craftsmanship of all of the hair was superb! The show was amazing and so was she! It was ma-jor!!!!!(I like that word ma-jor!) LOL! I am extremely honored to be a part of this site. I hope to give you a bit of inspiration, a giggle or two and a wicked formulation and technique! Sharing what we all live and breathe….The passion of beautiful hair! Remember life is not a dress rehearsal…live it, love it and create it!!!!!! WWJSD